300+ edge locations • live
Building at the Speed of Light
I architect AI-powered applications that respond in milliseconds, not seconds. While others debate latency, I eliminate it entirely.
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Global Response
147
Active Users
99.99%
Uptime
Live Dashboard
What You're Really Here For
Interactive demos, real-time analytics, and tools that actually work.
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AI Bullshit Detector
Feed me marketing copy. Watch AI detect the BS level with surgical precision.
"Revolutionary AI-powered paradigm shift..."
BS Score: 87/100
"Different AI tool"
AI Arsenal
5 Tools
Resume Roaster • Stack Oracle • Code Narrator • Image Generator • Bullshit Detector
Global Edge Network
300+ Locations Sub-50ms Globally
🏴☠️ BS-Free Zone
The Anti-Portfolio
Where I call out the industry's BS and show what actually works. No buzzwords, no hype, just brutal honesty.
🕵️ AI Strategy Diagnostic
💀 Hype Graveyard
🎭 VC Mad Libs Generator
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Edge-First Stack
Cloudflare Workers
Workers AI
Astro + Solid
D1 + R2 + KV
"While others build 'revolutionary paradigm shifts,' I build tools that solve real problems."
Edge Computing Architect
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Let's create AI-powered applications that respond in milliseconds, not seconds.