⚠️ WARNING: This tool is allergic to marketing BS

🕵️ The Bullshit Detector

I translate tech marketing speak into actual English. Feed me your most cringe-worthy startup pitch, enterprise sales deck, or AI-powered revolutionary paradigm-shifting copy.
Prepare for surgical precision BS detection.

47,293
Marketing Lies Detected
94.7%
Average BS Score
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Buzzwords Eliminated

📝 Paste Your Marketing Copy

Drop in any tech marketing copy, startup pitch, product description, or sales page. The more buzzwords, the higher the BS score!

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🏆 Hall of Shame: Worst Offenders

Real marketing copy that scored 95%+ on the BS meter:

98%
"Leveraging synergistic paradigms to revolutionize next-generation solutions through disruptive innovation ecosystems."
- Anonymous SaaS Company
Translation: "We made software."
96%
"AI-powered quantum blockchain microservices enabling enterprise digital transformation at hyperscale velocity."
- "Stealth" Startup
Translation: "We have an idea and need funding."
94%
"Democratizing access to cutting-edge technology solutions that empower stakeholders to optimize mission-critical workflows."
- Enterprise Consultant
Translation: "We sell expensive spreadsheets."

🔬 How the BS Detection Works

🎯 Buzzword Detection

Scans for overused terms like "revolutionary," "paradigm," "synergy," and "leverage."

Revolutionary Disruptive Paradigm Shift Synergy

📏 Vagueness Analysis

Identifies promises that sound impressive but mean nothing specific.

Increase efficiency Deliver value Transform business

🎪 Hype Detection

Flags excessive excitement, ALL CAPS, and unrealistic claims.

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